Need to Reach a Human?
Something broken? Got a question? Want to join forces?
Or have you somehow found a legitimate reason to contact this institution?
Acceptable Reasons to Disturb Us
Website not working? Question about a degree? Media inquiry? Collaboration idea? Found something ridiculous enough that you believe CrowU should know about it?
That will do.
Campus Life
The unofficial Crow University campus is allegedly somewhere between Pensacola Beach and Orange Beach, along the legendary Redneck Riviera.
Gulf views are excellent. Volleyball may be occurring. Important meetings have been known to happen at the Flora-Bama.
Minutes are rarely taken.
Looking for Crow Seminary?
Crow Seminary is located on the CrowU campus. Same general neighborhood. Different kind of questionable.
Ordinations, absolution, ceremonial titles, and the Honorary Doctor of Divinity are handled over there.
The Crow Society
Crow University is nonsense. The Crow Society is not.
The Crow Society is a real community for people with a fondness for crows, Crow history, Crow culture, and the remarkably intelligent birds that keep showing humans up.
Clarification & Disclaimer
Crow University is a novelty and entertainment project. Degrees, campus facilities, tournaments, faculty positions, meetings, and most other signs of academic legitimacy are fictional.
Nothing on this page should be interpreted as legal, academic, professional, nautical, theological, or particularly useful advice.
Furthermore, no creatures—living, inanimate, or conceptually baffling—including puppies, kittens, crows, sloths, dolphins, garden gnomes, pandas, giraffes, gazelles, pelicans, or any being possessing or notably lacking feathers, fins, fur, or scales, were harmed, annoyed, ordained, consulted, absolved, or given existential dread during the creation of this website.
