No tuition. No application. No invoice. No registrar. No kidding.
Pick one of our degrees, make up one of your own, put somebody’s name on it, and bestow the academic recognition they have spent a lifetime accidentally qualifying for.
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Make up your own.
Seriously. We made these up. You can too.
The certificate lets you enter any degree or ceremonial title you want. We are not here to crush your academic dreams.
Open the Fillable Certificate →Your Completely Unnecessary Diploma
This is the official non-official Crow University certificate. The recipient name, degree or ceremonial title, and date are fillable.
Nothing is submitted to us. We do not approve it, issue it, verify it, notarize it, or ask how you arrived at this point in your life.
How This Highly Advanced System Works
- Pick one of our degrees or invent something magnificent.
- Open the fillable certificate.
- Enter the recipient’s name, degree or ceremonial title, and date.
- Save it, print it, frame it, email it, or present it with unnecessary solemnity.
- Accept no responsibility for the recipient’s sudden increase in self-esteem.
Total Price: $0. Free is an excellent price.
Need Even More Authority?
A mere university degree may not be enough. Fortunately, Crow Seminary has a buttload of ceremonial titles, honors, absolutions, distinctions, and other questionable recognitions.
Support Questionable Education
CrowU is free. If this made you laugh, chuckle, snort, or briefly question the future of higher education, you can help keep the nonsense alive. Completely voluntary. Your degree is every bit as prestigious either way.
Novelty Certificate Disclaimer
Crow University is a novelty and entertainment project. Certificates created or downloaded through this site are for entertainment, creative expression, symbolic recognition, and personal amusement only. They confer no academic credit, professional qualification, license, ordination, governmental status, legal authority, or other credential recognized by serious people carrying clipboards.
Do not present a CrowU certificate as a legitimately earned academic credential for employment, licensing, immigration, education, legal proceedings, or any other purpose where actual qualifications matter. Framing it in your office and waiting for someone to notice, however, remains a matter between you and your conscience.
